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Ducktopus


Appears to be a friendly baby duckling to lure in large prey, before attacking with its many tentacles and gruesomely dismembering its catch on the spot. Was once the ugly duckling, but is now the scourge of the pond. All other ducks make a concerted effort to steer clear of Ducktopus, less they too become dinner.


Feeds mainly on other birds, cats and small dogs, but occasionally is known to catch small children that have strayed too far from adults. Hard to identify in the wild.




By u/timbucpoop

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